Matkakani

The ears reach exactly where they need to, and the vibration travels through them fast enough that it barely takes any effort to get where I'm going. It's also surprisingly quiet for something with that much power. I've already reached for it more times than I'll admit this week.

The ergonomic shape makes it easy to hold during use, and those long ears vibrate fast enough to hit the right spot without much effort. Only gripe is the controls aren't super intuitive at first glance, but once you figure them out it's a solid pick.

The extra-long ears really do deliver quicker, sharper vibrations once you find the right angle. It’s not the quietest toy I’ve owned, but the precise stimulation makes up for it.